Reality Check Take 2

What was I thinking? A list of "goals" for 2007? Isn't that like setting myself up for failure and disappointment? Rather than join the legions of depressed Americans two weeks from now, I'm thinking I need a new set of goals, something a little more realistic. Something like this:

1. Play We Love Katamari at least once every day (like during nap time).
2. Serve breakfast foods for dinner on a weekly basis.
3. Get more exercise by making repeat trips up and down the stairs (while carrying heavy loads like laundry and uber-princesses) because I've forgotten why I was going up (or down).
4. Read and post comments to multiple blogs each day, sometimes even my own.
5. Avoid going to the grocery store more than once every couple weeks.

In two weeks when you're regretting the money you spent on that new treadmill and Pilates equipment, don't come crying to me. I won't be listening. I'll be busy getting in my daily round of katamari rolling.